Monday, June 4, 2012

The Walking Dead

It is finally happening, and I'am not saying this in a happy manner.  Ohhhh no this is very serious, and I suggest everyone who is reading this Post should stop what they're doing and start getting ready for the unthinkable.

Last week on a bright sunny Memorial day in Miami, Rudy Eugene was walking out from the beach butt naked until he stumbled upon a homeless man by the name of Ronald Popo.  Without thinking Eugene suddenly started attacking the sleeping man first by beating him up, but then he started to eat his face off while Popo began screaming in agony.  when officers arrived the scene was almost that of a horror film.  Popo's face was barely unrecognizable the fact that Eugene ripped his skin off, and was chewing it with his bare teeth.  Officers shot him once, but that did nothing to take him down as he proceeded to eat his helpless victims face.  Officers had no choice but to shoot him multiple times before he was finally pronounced dead.  After hearing of this incident, two words came into my mind.........Zombie Apocalypse.

I know this sounds funny, but there have been similar occurrences involving Zombie like behaviors.  For instance a mother in Texas eating her baby sons brain and three of his toes, a college student killing his room mate by ripping out his heart and eating his brain, and a man in New Jersey who stabbed himself multiple times and pulled out his intestines.  But all of this began on the Miami incident, of what I call ground zero.

The media said that Eugene was under the influence of bath salts which is an alternative from LCD, and PCP.  But that is something that the government is making the media want you to believe what made him act like an undead eating machine.  Whatever made him act like that, he must've been a test subject by the Government in order for some kind of Tissue regeneration type project.  I don't know but its possible, that is my theory.  

Now coming from a guy like me who is in his 20s, and is a huge fan of Zombie flicks, I'am preparing as we speak for the horde to move from Miami to Jacksonville.  I dunno if it may spread, but this is very serious.  Good thing I found my long lost Zombie survival guide because this thing will probably save my life.  I must find the right weapons, the right tools, and the right gear to out live the undead.

The Zombie apocalypse is upon us all.

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